Not Quite Fat Enough

Yeah, I'm struggling with my weight.  I haven't weighed this much in my life....ever.  It's sad.  One of my favorite shows is Biggest Loser.  I love watching over-weight people turn into athletes, probably because at one time I used to be an athlete.  I love watching them work their arses off, sweat pouring off their bodies, and getting screamed at by Jillian.  I can even tolerate Bob's mushy, "You can do it. I love you." crap. 

Last week Bob and Jillian announce at the end of the show,"Think you got what it takes?  Go on-line now and sign up for our next casting!"  Hmph....I've got what it takes.  I bet you $250,000 I could take whatever Jillian can dish out.  I log onto the laptop, go to the Biggest Loser website, find the current casting link and...immediately notice that applicants must have at least 100 pounds to lose.  I only need to loose 70 and I will be at my *super-ultimate* goal weight...I-am-not-fat-enough.

I weigh my options:  Gain thirty pounds so I can possibly get a chance to work out with Jillian and get my arse kicked on national tv (including public weigh-ins wearing only my sports bra and spandex pants)?  Or maybe...I do my own version of Biggest Loser: team colors, goofy challenges, crazy temptations, and even public weigh-ins wearing only my sports bra and spandex pants.  I'm still debating...