Showing posts with label Skinny Bitches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Skinny Bitches. Show all posts

It's All In The Name

First off in my newest adventure is the name.  I need a cool name.  I can't copy Biggest Loser for obvious reasons: copyright infringement, no trainer, no fat farm, and there is only one person competing...me (I hope I win).  I've been hanging out with thesaurus.com trying to come up with a catchy title for my game: 
  • Ample Deadbeat
  • Enormous Down and Outer
  • Monster Underdog
  • Spacious Flunky
  • Voluminous Flop 
Nothing seems to fit and I'm having no luck with synonyms for "smallest" and "winner":
  • Pint-Sized Hero
  • Scanty Number One
  • Small Scale Title-Holder
How about something news worthy:
  • 2010 year of the Tiger, I'm done being wider!
  • I've kicked it before...Let's hear me roar?
  • Gold Medal Skinny Bitch (actually I read that book in about one hour and thought it was stupid...just sayin')
  • I Won a Gold Medal in Metabolism
Yep, no good ideas there.  Why do I *need* a name?  Why do I need a *label*?  Is there a deep psychological thing going on there?  Probably not...