The World Wide Web

I struggle with what to call my kids when I mention them on my blog.  I started with The Social Guy, The Artist, and The Brainiac - but I hate putting them in a box with a label on it.  I don't necessarily want to use their real names.  The internet kinda freaks me out sometimes.  Other people use their kids names and put photos of them on the internet.  I like that, but again, I worry a bit about the internet.